September 2011
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cindysherman asked: (◜﹏◝)♥ wah
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irespectanimefemales:
Today I was walking to class and there were three African-American teenagers sitting on a bench. They saw the Wu-Tang Clan shirt I was wearing and one of them scoffed and said, “I bet he doesn’t even listen to Wu-Tang.” I am an eighteen year old Caucasian male. It made me feel like a cracker-ass mofo.
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Anonymous asked: I read what you asked Joshishollywood, what do you mean, "Bitch as everyone" as in he's bitching in the form of everyone?
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I’m sitting near this couple in the cafeteria and this guy is very romantically, almost seductively, promising to buy his girlfriend a lizard.
I’m pretty sure it’s not a euphemism.
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spentonrainydays replied to your post: spentonrainydays replied to your post: how is…
ok but those lines are textbook examples of “slut shaming” and distract from what’s actually happening in the song, namely that Taylor Swift is actually trying to steal the boyfriend of this poor girl…
I don’t mean to “over think” anything but You Belong With Me really...
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Beyonce's Baby Looks Like A White Kanye West
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The first words Destiny-To-The-Izzo Knowles-Carter heard weren’t words at all because they were spoken by Jay-Z’s 9mm. But if Jay-Z had spoken them himself, they probably would have expressed the bewilderment he felt over seeing a mirror-image of a fully-grown Kanye West on the face of the child emerging from the greatest womb of all time. Instead, the first words...
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otomemachine asked: hey dude, do you happen to know which group did the subs for the version of rebuild of evangelion you downloaded? that would be awesome
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She is essential to the male fantasy that even if a guy is boring he deserves a...
– Mindy Kaling on the Manic Pixie Dream Girl (via bbook)
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Edward just said "Don't be thick, Al" which is...
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I turned on VH1 for the first time in years this...
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And the song Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People was on the top 20 countdown. But they censored the words “gun” and “bullet”.
Are. You. Serious.
What the fuck is censorship anymore? I thought we only censored expletives? I haven’t been this mad since they censored the word “sex” in a Motion City Soundtrack song.
because sex is a dirty word and should not be heard by the ears of...
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Kanye West Can't Get His Lawn Mower to Start
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Kanye West can’t get his lawn mower to start.
He pumped the primer at least 4 times. He put in the correct fuel. He pulled the starter cord quickly but not in a jerking manner, just like the instruction manual said. He has read that thing at least three times. He had spent the previous month reading customer reviews online and even purchased a copy of Consumer...
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Just complimented this bro’s Unknown Pleasures shirt while being sure to let him know that I actually prefer Closer.
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I posted a screenshot of an anime boy asking a philosophical question and now it has over 900 notes I did it I won the Internet