We Write Our Maps in the Stalls

Remember that episode of 30 Rock where Liz has to pretend that she likes all of Jenna’s projects so she comes up with like the most irrelevant compliments even though it’s painfully clear that she thinks they’re awful?

What do you think Tina Fey said to Donald Glover after he burned her a copy of I am Just a Rapper?

Childish Gambino’s I am Just a Rapper EPs contain some of the most badly put together songs I’ve heard in my entire life.

Breakdown of Childish Gambino:

• 30% Take me seriously. Take me so damn seriously man. I’m not just a comedian I am a fucking rapper. I’m so fucking serious. I’m so fucking seri that my dick’s inside your iPhone.
• 18% haha did you get that? Like you know, like Siri. Like that new iPhone thing. Lotta people got iPhones man, they’re all gonna know what I’m sayin’. They’ll find that shit hilarious, knamean?
• 12% Oh and did you catch that I made a joke about my dick? Haha. “Dick.”
• 15% Speaking of my dick, I fuck a lot of girls.
• 5% The girls I fuck are from a wealth of different ethnic backgrounds. Kinda like my listeners. I DON’T just appeal to white kids. It’s really important that you know this. 
• 5% Oh man girls? That one chick on [insert NBC Comedy] is fuckin’ cute right? Now you think I’m a romantic type because I said “cute” instead of just rhyming about how I wanna fuck her. I’m like that kid you knew back in high school mane! Yo big ups to Tina Fey too!
• 5% Yo how this protools shit work? Nevermind fuck sampling I’mma just rap over this white dude’s vocals haha!
• 10% I don’t give a fuck if you take me seriously or not, your opinion is SHIT to me dude!! (but please take me seriously I really want you to take me seriously please)